I’m sorry (I’m not sorry)

I’m sorry your phone is spontaneously combusting. I’m not sorry for blocking your videos.

I’m sorry for creating fraudulent accounts. I’m not sorry for taking away bathroom breaks.

I’m sorry that we were hacked. I’m not sorry we stopped forwarding your email.

I’m sorry, things will be different. I’m not sorry, this is who I am.

The “I’m sorry, I’m not sorry” approach doesn’t work in a world where 3 billion people are connected.

You can’t sweep things under the rug, not talk about the elephant in the room, or pretend the Emperor has no clothes on.

I’m sorry, someone will notice. (I’m not sorry.)